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Merry Christmas,you peasants and bloody poofs.
For the time has come,for a delightful holiday,
Full of boxes and possibly horse manure if you have that kind of family.
NOW how excited can you be,
Full of happiness,biscuits,and glee?
Tell me.
[CUE "SUGARPLUM" SONG]
Mario: Well,Luigi usually wets the bed on Christmas Eve night. He's just so excited.
Luigi: Yeah,when I was FIVE.
Mario: And quit at how old?
Luigi: ....25...
Mario: Mhm.
Bowser: PFFFT,CHRISTMAS?! That's a stupid holiday!
Kamek: You're all lucky. Cause you don't live with him.
Bowser: *smacks Kamek* Shut up.
Kamek: *sighs* Anyways. I get very excited for Christmas,because-
Bowser: You're desperate?
Kamek: *eye twitches* No...
Bowser: Yeah you are.
Kamek: STFU
Lance: I CAN BE VERY VERY VERY...VERY EXCITED. SINCE,WELL,IT'S CHRISTMAS,DUH. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cheesepuffs: *soon face*
Lance: I'M WATCHING YOOOOUUUU....
Natriptle: Well,the moment when you come downstairs,and see all those presents...it's exciting,ya know? Then I drop my cup of eggnog,and I'm like "MY GOD,IT'S AN OVERSIIIIIIIZE". I expect to see Herobrine in my stocking,though....COUGH COUGH. You hear me,COUGH COUGH. I'm giving hints.
Herobrine: *playing with knick-knacks* What?
Natriptle: You heard me...*smiles*
Herobrine: *wth face*
Brandon: I get excited,not too much,because,well....the damn CHIPMUNKS.
Chipmunks: *troll face*
Brandon: They raid everything,they shred everything,it's so annoying. *holds up tasers* BUT I'LL CATCH 'EM THIS TIME.
Kayli: Weeeelllllll,a Christmas ain't a Christmas without Slendy. But this year..*nods slowly like a boss* I'll find him. *puts sunglasses on* Kayli Style....
Eileen: I USED TO EAT NUTS.
Trevor: *hands sunglasses to Eileen*
Eileen: *puts sunglasses on* Nutcracker style...and not those kind of nuts,you pervs.
Trevor: YEEEEAAAAAAH
Sonic: Well,I always wake up on Christmas to find....Chili dogs. And am I grateful for that? HELL YEAH I AM!
Amy: ARE YOU GRATEFUL FOR MEEEEE?
Sonic: HELL NO I'M NOT.
Tails: Christmas is so exciting! I love the food,the lights,the music!
Knuckles: Who likes the MUSIC?
Tails: ..I do?
Knuckles: Oh. Well okay. Well anyways,Christmas is....alright,I guess. I mean,every Christmas Eve and day I get hit by a fruit cake.
Sonic: *throws fruitcake at Knuckles*
Knuckles: SERIOUSLY?!
Sonic: *laughs*
Eggman: Christmas is the perfect time to blow stuff up,ya know? And try to kill Sonic.
Sonic: But you're too faaaaaat.
Eggman: OH,SCREW YOU,YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE.
Sonic: That's what you think
Eggman: ....
Big: HAS ANYONE SEEN FROGGY?!
Shadow: Christmas? Oh,well I can't really do anything cause I STILL HAVE TO RUN AWAY FROM FAN GIRLS. *is running from fan girls*
Fan girls: SHADOW,WE LOVE YOOOOUUUU
Shadow: WHYYYYYYY
Slenderman: Oh Christmas? That fun-filled holiday? I'll tell you about it. *turns around in swivel chair* Hi,I'm Slenderman David O'Brien. And ya see,I spend my holidays in this fun-filled house!
Jeff: *opens door* SLENDERMAN,YOU LEFT YOUR GODDAMN SOCKS ON MY BED AGAIN
Slenderman: ...Fun,right?
Jeff: Who are you talking to?
Slenderman: These fellow readers. I can see all of them. Some of them have glasses. Some haaave...hmmm...have a really good hair-do. Some are growing a mustache.
Jeff: MOVE *pushes Slenderman out of the way* What the...
Slenderman: They wanna know if you get excited on Christmas!
Jeff: No,I don't. Now screw you. *walks out of room* *closes door*
Slenderman: *whispers* Scrooge...
Tails Doll: I get excited for Christmas,because I love getting knew stitches! As you can see...*points to rips*
Sonic.exe: It's exciting! ...that's all.
The Rake: ESHGDEWDRWGFUWFS8FYDS
Suicide Mouse: Happiness and cheer? Yeah,right...never gonna happen....
Hypno: I just love hypnotizing people
Herobrine: Hey,look,I appeared twice. I'm magical.
Steve: It's an excellent holiday! I love decorating!
Herobrine: I love hating you
Steve: Okay,you're just cruel...
Enderman: *is teleporting everywhere* TELEPORT. TELEPORT. TELE TELE TELEPORT.
Creeper: *just explodes*
*So do the cows*
...Yeah. Interesting.
Well you twinkle toes,I just wanna say something...
GET OUT OF MY CLOSET.
Wait,wrong story,FFFUUUU-
What I meant to say,was
MEEEERRRRRRY CHRISTMAS,AND A HAPPY NEW YEEEAAAAAR!
Jeff: YOU MOTHERFU-
For the time has come,for a delightful holiday,
Full of boxes and possibly horse manure if you have that kind of family.
NOW how excited can you be,
Full of happiness,biscuits,and glee?
Tell me.
[CUE "SUGARPLUM" SONG]
Mario: Well,Luigi usually wets the bed on Christmas Eve night. He's just so excited.
Luigi: Yeah,when I was FIVE.
Mario: And quit at how old?
Luigi: ....25...
Mario: Mhm.
Bowser: PFFFT,CHRISTMAS?! That's a stupid holiday!
Kamek: You're all lucky. Cause you don't live with him.
Bowser: *smacks Kamek* Shut up.
Kamek: *sighs* Anyways. I get very excited for Christmas,because-
Bowser: You're desperate?
Kamek: *eye twitches* No...
Bowser: Yeah you are.
Kamek: STFU
Lance: I CAN BE VERY VERY VERY...VERY EXCITED. SINCE,WELL,IT'S CHRISTMAS,DUH. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cheesepuffs: *soon face*
Lance: I'M WATCHING YOOOOUUUU....
Natriptle: Well,the moment when you come downstairs,and see all those presents...it's exciting,ya know? Then I drop my cup of eggnog,and I'm like "MY GOD,IT'S AN OVERSIIIIIIIZE". I expect to see Herobrine in my stocking,though....COUGH COUGH. You hear me,COUGH COUGH. I'm giving hints.
Herobrine: *playing with knick-knacks* What?
Natriptle: You heard me...*smiles*
Herobrine: *wth face*
Brandon: I get excited,not too much,because,well....the damn CHIPMUNKS.
Chipmunks: *troll face*
Brandon: They raid everything,they shred everything,it's so annoying. *holds up tasers* BUT I'LL CATCH 'EM THIS TIME.
Kayli: Weeeelllllll,a Christmas ain't a Christmas without Slendy. But this year..*nods slowly like a boss* I'll find him. *puts sunglasses on* Kayli Style....
Eileen: I USED TO EAT NUTS.
Trevor: *hands sunglasses to Eileen*
Eileen: *puts sunglasses on* Nutcracker style...and not those kind of nuts,you pervs.
Trevor: YEEEEAAAAAAH
Sonic: Well,I always wake up on Christmas to find....Chili dogs. And am I grateful for that? HELL YEAH I AM!
Amy: ARE YOU GRATEFUL FOR MEEEEE?
Sonic: HELL NO I'M NOT.
Tails: Christmas is so exciting! I love the food,the lights,the music!
Knuckles: Who likes the MUSIC?
Tails: ..I do?
Knuckles: Oh. Well okay. Well anyways,Christmas is....alright,I guess. I mean,every Christmas Eve and day I get hit by a fruit cake.
Sonic: *throws fruitcake at Knuckles*
Knuckles: SERIOUSLY?!
Sonic: *laughs*
Eggman: Christmas is the perfect time to blow stuff up,ya know? And try to kill Sonic.
Sonic: But you're too faaaaaat.
Eggman: OH,SCREW YOU,YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE.
Sonic: That's what you think
Eggman: ....
Big: HAS ANYONE SEEN FROGGY?!
Shadow: Christmas? Oh,well I can't really do anything cause I STILL HAVE TO RUN AWAY FROM FAN GIRLS. *is running from fan girls*
Fan girls: SHADOW,WE LOVE YOOOOUUUU
Shadow: WHYYYYYYY
Slenderman: Oh Christmas? That fun-filled holiday? I'll tell you about it. *turns around in swivel chair* Hi,I'm Slenderman David O'Brien. And ya see,I spend my holidays in this fun-filled house!
Jeff: *opens door* SLENDERMAN,YOU LEFT YOUR GODDAMN SOCKS ON MY BED AGAIN
Slenderman: ...Fun,right?
Jeff: Who are you talking to?
Slenderman: These fellow readers. I can see all of them. Some of them have glasses. Some haaave...hmmm...have a really good hair-do. Some are growing a mustache.
Jeff: MOVE *pushes Slenderman out of the way* What the...
Slenderman: They wanna know if you get excited on Christmas!
Jeff: No,I don't. Now screw you. *walks out of room* *closes door*
Slenderman: *whispers* Scrooge...
Tails Doll: I get excited for Christmas,because I love getting knew stitches! As you can see...*points to rips*
Sonic.exe: It's exciting! ...that's all.
The Rake: ESHGDEWDRWGFUWFS8FYDS
Suicide Mouse: Happiness and cheer? Yeah,right...never gonna happen....
Hypno: I just love hypnotizing people
Herobrine: Hey,look,I appeared twice. I'm magical.
Steve: It's an excellent holiday! I love decorating!
Herobrine: I love hating you
Steve: Okay,you're just cruel...
Enderman: *is teleporting everywhere* TELEPORT. TELEPORT. TELE TELE TELEPORT.
Creeper: *just explodes*
*So do the cows*
...Yeah. Interesting.
Well you twinkle toes,I just wanna say something...
GET OUT OF MY CLOSET.
Wait,wrong story,FFFUUUU-
What I meant to say,was
MEEEERRRRRRY CHRISTMAS,AND A HAPPY NEW YEEEAAAAAR!
Jeff: YOU MOTHERFU-
It's that special time!
No,not bathe your pet monkey. But maybe it's time to do that.
Whyyyyy,it's Christmas Eve! Which means it's just hours away before Christmas. (Well it already is Christmas in some countries)
Then after that,my good 'ol birthday. I mean,seriously,having a birthday on the day after Christmas. It's a hassle for my family. XD
So in this messed up story,enjoy some familiar faces answer "Are you excited for Christmas?"
Those peeps in the second paragraph are my most closest friends:
~LanceDrake15,=HannahTheEnderwoman,~MewMaster1997,~Thatnerdyluigichick,~CloverWolf1,and ~TheRush05
[Don't feel left out if you're not in the lissssst,I just talk with these people everyday]
SO. HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
Mario and others (c) Nintendo
My friends (c) Their mothers
Sonic and others (c) Sega
Slenderman and others (c) CreepyPasta
Steve and others (c) Mojang - Minecraft
Christmas (c) Whoever made Christmas
No,not bathe your pet monkey. But maybe it's time to do that.
Whyyyyy,it's Christmas Eve! Which means it's just hours away before Christmas. (Well it already is Christmas in some countries)
Then after that,my good 'ol birthday. I mean,seriously,having a birthday on the day after Christmas. It's a hassle for my family. XD
So in this messed up story,enjoy some familiar faces answer "Are you excited for Christmas?"
Those peeps in the second paragraph are my most closest friends:
~LanceDrake15,=HannahTheEnderwoman,~MewMaster1997,~Thatnerdyluigichick,~CloverWolf1,and ~TheRush05
[Don't feel left out if you're not in the lissssst,I just talk with these people everyday]
SO. HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
Mario and others (c) Nintendo
My friends (c) Their mothers
Sonic and others (c) Sega
Slenderman and others (c) CreepyPasta
Steve and others (c) Mojang - Minecraft
Christmas (c) Whoever made Christmas
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Ha that was funny! And random!