Life with Sonic

Sonic: *kicks door down* I'm home...
Tails: YAY,SONIC'S BACK!
Knuckles: *is drinking tea* *looks at Sonic* Oh,he is
Sonic: *flops down on couch* Eggman got a heart burn,so I left early. I'm still tired,though
Tails: *is on Sonic's head* Really now?
Sonic: Ugh,yes *throws Tails off of him*
Amy: OHHHH,SOOOOONNNIIIIIC!
Sonic: Oh god no
Amy: *skips into house* SONIKU,I BROUGHT YOU SOME CHOCOLATES THAT I GOT FOR FREE BY A MAN STANDING OUTSIDE IF WAL-MART!
Sonic: *sweat drop* Heh,no thanks!
Amy: Are you suuurrrreee? It's delicious! See? *eats a chocolate* Totally-*coughs loudly*
Sonic: .....
Amy: Totally deli-*COUGH*
Sonic: *pushes Amy out of house* *locks door* I'm going to get a drink...*walks to kitchen* *opens fridge* WHAT THE-
Tails: *is in the fridge* HEY,SONIC!
Sonic: Tails,get outta the fridge!
Tails: Wanna see my new plane design first?
Sonic: Fiiiiine.
Tails: *puts phone to Sonic's face*
Sonic: *stares at picture* ....Why does it have a unicorn design on it....
Tails: BECAUSE THEY'RE PRETTYYY!
Sonic: *not impressed face* *slams fridge door closed* *walks back to the living room* *falls to floor* *groans*
Knuckles: Sonic,have you seen those Chaos emerald pieces?
Sonic: *sighs* No...
Knuckles: Well they went missing,and I can't find them
Sonic: THEN JUST USE YOUR STUPID LITTLE BEEPING SOUND THINGY LIKE YOU USED IN SONIC ADVENTURE!
Knuckles: ...Oh yeah! Forgot about that
Sonic: I just need some peace and quiet! There's been so much crap going on,I can't think,and I got a headache.
Knuckles: Then go upstairs and rest.
Sonic: *runs upstairs* *jumps on bed* Finally some rest...*closes eyes*
Big: *smashes through wall* HAVE YOU SEEN FROGGY?!
Sonic: *shrieks like a little girl and falls off bed* AUGH,NO,I HAVEN'T! NOW GET OUT!
Big: Okay *jumps out window*
Sonic: *gets back on bed and closes eyes again*
Chao: *pokes Sonic*
Sonic: Huh...
Chao: Achuchcucucucucucu pika wu pler asheia blurp nupu chu!
Sonic: *opens eyes* *twitches* *turns to Chao* WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!
Chao: *shrugs* *floats away*
Sonic: *slams head on wall* *stomps downstairs* KNUCKLES,I CAN'T GET ANY SLEEP!
Knuckles: *is holding couch up* Huh? Oh. *puts couch down*
Sonic: Still looking?
Knuckles: Mhm. Now,why can't you-
Sonic: NO ONE WILL LEAVE ME ALONE! Gosh,now I know how Shadow feels with those fangirls...

Shadow: *is being chased by fangirls* STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Fangirls: SHADOOOWWW! *squees*
Shadow: *screams while crying and keeps running*

Knuckles: Aw,man,that's bad.
Sonic: I know...
Tails: Sonic,we have a problem.
Sonic: Oh,what is it now? A plumbing problem? Little Timmy got stuck in the well?
Tails: Uh,no. You ran out of chili dogs.
Sonic: *feels as if the world is dark* *tears form* *falls to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Vector: HAHAHAHAAAAA! SONIC! I HAVE COME TO-
Sonic: SCREW OFF! *falcon punches Vector*
Vector: *flies to the sky* *explodes*
Eggman: Sonic! I got heart burn medicine! So that means we can-
Sonic: GET OUUUUUT! *rips off wall from house and throws it at Eggman*
Eggman: AAAHHHH! *runs out of house*
Sonic: I swear,if ONE MORE THING BOTHERS ME,I will kill something...
A fly: *flies around Sonic's head*
Sonic: *takes out AK-47* *shoots around house to try and get fly*
Fly: *screams* *flies out of house*
Sonic: OH NO YOU DON'T! *throws grenade out of house*
*explosion*
Knuckles and Tails: O_________O
Sonic: Done. Now I'm gonna do grocery shopping. *walks out of house*

*closes book* And that's life with Sonic. Clearly it's hazardous,yes? So really,if you wanna spend time with him,be careful. Very careful. You never know when he could...well...try to kill a fly.
Thus ends this. Chao,now...
...Get it? CHAO NOW?! HAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm hilarious. *stare*
*gets grenade'd*