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Super Mario Halloweenies part 3Mario: *in zombie costume* OKAY,LUIGI! OPEN THE DOOR,IT'S TIME TO PARTY!
Luigi: *in penguin costume* But Mario,you're right next to the door,and I'm in the kitchen.
Luigi: Augh..fine. *walks to the door,and opens it* Welcome to the par-
EVERYONE: YEEEAAAAAH! *runs in,making Luigi fall to the ground* *parties hard*
Mario: *dancing* ISN'T THIS PARTY GREAT,PEACH?!
Peach: *also dancing* YES,MARIO,EVEN THOUGH WE JUST WALKED IN 5 SECONDS AGO!
Mario: HA HA,YEAH! OH,EVERYONE,SAY HI TO MY BROTHER!
Luigi: *waves* Hi-
Toad: GUYDGFSGSGF *throws wine glass at Luigi's head*
Luigi: *sighs* I hate my life...
Toad: ASUDGAJHGYFADGSGFDSUJDGASU *explodes*
Bowser: *puts on Santa hat* *strokes Santa beard* BRILLIANT! I'm all dressed for Hallo-
Koopa: That's still Christmas,sir.
Bowser: AW MAN!
Koopa: You're supposed to dress like this *holds up a Jack Skellington picture*
Bowser: *investigates picture* Hmm...that looks good,pretty impressive. There's only oooone,tiny problem.
Super Mario Halloweenies part 2Luigi: *is holding a pumpkin* Mario,where do you want me to put-
*pumpkin drops on Mario's foot*
Luigi: GAH! *hands Mario a plane ticket*
Mario: Thanks,Luigi. *runs to the airport* *gets on a plane* *smashes window open,and climbs onto the top of the plane* $*&#@!*%#$&*#&*(@!$#%#%$%&**#%$%#%(*&(*!@#!
Luigi: *knits a scarf*
Mario: *walks back into the house* Better....are you knitting?
Luigi: NO! *throws scarf out the window*
Mario: Okay? Anyways. Go get all the apples and candy and stuff. *hands Luigi a shopping list*
Luigi: Alrighty,I can do that. *kicks door down* *skips*
Bowser: The thing is,with the proportions of the scientific strategy,I can make a myriad amount of nuclear little minimum army robots,and then...you're lost,aren't you...
Koopa: Can't we just blow up stuff?
Bowser: No....wait...I KNOW! WE SHOULD BLOW UP STUFF!
Bowser: GET THE
Super Mario HalloweeniesLuigi: *reading newspaper* *turns page*
-DOOR SWINGS OPEN-
Mario: What're you gonna being for Halloween? :3
Luigi: Oh,I dunno. I think maybe a vampire or a giraffe,or a-
Mario: *is walking to the door* Cool story,bro,see ya. *opens door,and walks out*
--AT BOWSER'S CASTLE usayghdyfa--
Koopa: HEY,BOWSER,WHAT ARE YOOOUUUU GONNA BE FEERRR HALLOWEEN?!
Bowser: *slaps Koopa* NOTHING! Halloween is a stupid holiday. Where everyone is all happy and singing around a stupid tree...
Koopa: ...Sir,that's Christmas.
Bowser: DON'T QUESTION ME!
Koopa: *hides in shell*
Bowser: ...wait,that is Christmas. HALLOWEEN IS DA BEST HOLIDAY EVER! Where everyone is screaming like little babies,and getting cavities! *rubs hands together* I love it...
-KNOCK ON ZEH DOOR-
Bowser: Oh great,visitors. *walks to door* *opens it* O_O
Bowser: What the?! WHAT DO YOU WANT,YOU FAT PLUMBER?!
Mario: I came to ask what are you b
The most random story ever"WAIT!" said the cow made of plastic and denim. I turned around. "WHAT DO YOU WANT??!!11111desu" I screamed making fish explode.
"I...I think I'm gonna TURN INTO STONE!" "Oh,that's cool :3" I skipped away. The cow just turned to stone. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..I'm sick. Then the farmer from StateFarm turned to an old lady and ran into a car,because he thought doing that would turn you into a magical fairy. I looked out the window. It was dark. TOOOOOO dark. There was a white wolf. "OH MY GAAWWWD,A WOLF!" I ran into a wall,which made me catch on fire. So I grabbed some marshmallows,and roasted away. The wolf then turned into a unicorn. Ha ha,wth. "ROASTED NUTS! GET YER ROASTED NUTS HERE!!!" said Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Now listen,kids. If you wanna turn into Mermaid Man and fly to space with the space chimps and Morgan Freeman,GO RIGHT AHEAD. But you should really use a banana phone for financing,it helps. FLIP ON THE REMOTE,AND USE CHAIRMODE! Or else the world is lost. "I SPILLED MY MIL
Mario vs. Bowser: PromisesAnother day,another rescue.
You got me so wild,
how can I ever deny?
Mario swung the castle doors open,the heat of the lava blasting at his face.
You got me so high,
So high I can't feel the fire
The red plumber tipped his hat down,his nemesis right in front of him. The evil laugh echoing in the room. The desperate-for-help princess cowering in the rusted and metal cage,dangling at the end of the castle.
And you keep telling me...
Telling me that you'll be sweet.
The villain grinned,his sharp white teeth fully visible. Mario took his battling stance.
And you never want to leave my side.
Behind Mario,the doors shut closed. It was time. Time for the fight. Mario took a deep breath.
As long I don't break these...
Bowser cracked his knuckles.
And it still feels oh so wasted on myself
Mario counted to himself.
And they still feel oh so wasted on myself.
And they still feel oh so wasted on myself.
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