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B-day gift for HannahTehWolf

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On July 13th,1996,a girl named Hannah was born. With her birthday coming shortly,her boyfriend and her friends,must come up with the perfect gift. How will they do this,exactly? ...how the firetruck should I know? Enjoy the insane and psychotic tale of how the boyfriend and friends try to make the best birthday Hannah will have.


----In zeh basement----


Mak: *slams hand on table* Soooo....any ideas? Might as well think of some,since Hannah is doing errands.


Mel: Not exactly...no.


Kayli: *shakes head*


Chase: OH,I HAVE AN IDEA!


Mak: Alright. Tell.


Chase: Okay. First,we find a talking cat-


Mak: And that idea is over.


Chase: *leans on left arm,and groans*


Kayli: Maybe we give her 20 dollars?


Mel: Kayli,I don't think money is gonna win Hannah over...


Mak: Agreed.


Kayli: Yeah...but it's 20 DOLLARS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT,HERE!


Mak: MOVING ON! We shall try to make stuff.


Mel: That'll be easy.


Chase and Kayli: Yeah.


1 hour later...


*stuff caught on fire*


Mel: OH GOD,THIS ISN'T EASY!


Chase: *runs into a wall*


Kayli: *runs to fire exthinguisher box* *punches glass,and grabs it* *runs back*


Mak: *running towards her*


Mak and Kayli: *bump into each other,and fall to the ground* *groan*


Mel: WHY ARE YOU TWO SLEEPING?! *grabs fire extinguisher,and runs to fire*


Mak: *sigh*


Mel: *puts fire out* *pants*


Chase: Wow,that backFIRED. Get it? *laughs*


Rest of us: *stares at Chase*


Chase: *stops laughing* Yeah...


Mak: Great,now what?


Kayli: Maybe make a song for Hannah?


Mak: Oh! Good idea. *opens closet,and taes out guitar*


Mel: Can I-


Everyone: NO!


Mel: Aww...


Mak: *pulls string on guitar*...*throws guitar* Nah,this won't work.


Kayli: *pushes Mak to a piano* Try a piano.


Mak: ...*presses a key on piano*


30 minutes later...


Mak: *still pressing key* *slams head on keys*


Chase: *hears door open and close* GUYS,I THINK HANNAH'S BACK!


Mak: *lifts head up* SAY WHAT?!


Mel: QUICK! GET EVERYTHING OUT OF HERE!


Kayli: *puts blankets over piano*


Mak: *pushes piano under the stairs*


Chase: *holding guitar* *looks around*


Hannah: *coming downstairs* Guys,are you down here?


Chase: *panics* *throws guitar out the window,making glass go everywhere*


Mel: *puts things that were caught on fire,in the closet*


Everyone: *stands in a line,smiling creepily*


Hnanah: *sees us* Um..


Mak: *waves* Hi,hun.


Hannah: Why are you guys acting like something happened?


Everyone: *sarcasm* Whaaaaaaat?


Hannah: ...


Kayli: Nothing happeeeennnnneeeeed.


Hannah: Then why does it smell like smoke,and there's a fire extin-


Mel: *knocks fire extinguisher off the table* What fire extinguisher?


Hannah: ...yeah,I'll be upstairs. *goes back upstairs*


Mak: *turns to Kayli,Mel,and Chase* Listen. We're going to take notes of what Hannah is fascinated by.


Kayli: What for?


Mak: So we can take all of those notes together,and make a gift for her. I'll stall her.


Chase: Wait. Isn't that considered...stalking?


Mak: NO. It's just watching her every move...with style.


*awkward silence for 5 seconds*


Mak: *cough* I'll be upstairs with her. *goes upstairs*


Mel: Well...NOTE TAKING TIIIIIME! *takes out notebook and pencil*


Chase and Kayli: *jump up and down,laughing like maniacs*


LATER...


Hannah: *grabs a banana,and sits down on couch* *eats banana,and turns on TV*


Kayli: *peeks in from behind a chair* *writes down* Bananaaaaas....


Mak: *plays with grass*


*butterfly lands on Hannah's leg*


Hannah: Oh,a butterfly!


Mak: *looks at butterfly* The colors are pretty.


Hannah: Yup. ^^


Chase: *peeks over the fence* *writes down* Butterfliiiieeeeesssss....*falls off fence* *growl*


 


Hannah: *hears a meow* *looks down* *sees a kitten* *smiles* Awww...a kitten. ^^


Mak: *smiles* It's so cute.


Hannah: *picks up kitten,and presses her nose to its nose*


Mel: *lifts head from trash barrel* *writes down* Cuuuute...furryyyy....kitteeeennnnnns....


*trash barrel falls down*


Mel: *growls*


Hannah and Mak: *turn around,to see Mel*


Mel: O_O *gets out of trash barrel* *tries to run,but trips and falls* *gets back up,and runs away*


Hannah: *turns back around to Mak,and shrugs*


 


Hannah: *puts laundry soap in washer* *sniffs soap,and sighs with relief* I love the smell of lavender. *closes washer door,and walks away*


Kayli: *peeks out from basket full of clothes* *writes down* Laundry soooaaaaaap...with lavender smells.


 


Mak: I don't like farms...the smell of manure bothers me.


Hannah: Yes,I know,J-J. But atleast we get to see the animals.


Mak: Please..no llamas.


Hannah: Fine. Then the cows.


Mak: Yay.


Cow: *eats grass*


Hannah: *pets cow's head*


Chase: *peeks in from chicken coop* *writes down* Cooooowwwwwws...


Chickens: *start attacking Chase*


Chase: *screams,and runs out*


Chickens: *run after,making clucking noises*


 


Hannah: *hands an old man a 20 dollar bill* Hope your wife recovers soon,Mr. Welch.


Mr. Welch: Thank you,Hannah. (Hooray for random old people names)


Mel: *peeks in from car* *wrties down* Old peoplllleeeeee....


 


Many writing down later...and back in the basement...


Mak: *comes downstairs* Alright,guys,what'd you..O_O


*everything that Mel,Kayli,and Chase wrote down,filled in the room*


Chase: WE DID IT,MAK!


Mak: *slowly sits down* *gulps* Okay...explain...let's start with with Kayli.


Kayli: M'kay,so. I got a banana,laundry soap that smells like lavender,a three leaf clover,some stamps,a pack of Fun Dip,some flowers,a bandana,a pillow,a lollipop,and some fish. *slides fish bowl full of fish to Mak*


Mak: ...okay then. Chase,what about you?


Chase: I got a butterfly...*holds up jar with a butterfly in it*,a cow-


Mak: WAIT,DID YOU SAY A COW?!


Chase: Yeah,why not? *opens outside door,revealing cow*


Mak: *eye twitch*


Chase: *closes door* He ate my pants. >:U


Mak: ...


Chase: ANYWAYS. I got a butterfly,a cow,a bottle of orange juice,some dog toys,shampoo and conditioner,bath salts,a pair of socks,a rubber ducky,a candle,lamb chops,a can of soup,and a candy necklace,which isn't really a candle necklace


anymore.


Mak: *facepalm*


Mel: I think I have some more accurate gifts.


Mak: Alright.


Mel: I got a kitten,Mr. Welch-


Mak: I'm sorry,but did you seriously get our neighbor as a BIRTHDAY PRESENT?


Mel: ...why not?


Mak: *slams head on table*


Mr. Welch: Where am I?


Chase: EFFING NAR-
Kayli: *puts hand on Chase's mouth*


Mel: Anyways. I got a kitten,an old man,some blankets,a jacket,some pennies,a clock,a picture of a turtle,some gold CHOCOLATE coins,a beach chair,which..is broken,lotion,and soap.


Mak: Nice...now,where's the kitten? I'm just curious.


Mel: Why,he's right here. *puts crate on table* *opens cage door*


*a rapid cat runs out,hissing and growling*


Mak: O_O THAT'S NOT A KITTEN! THAT'S A DEMENTED CAT!


Mel: Oops...*grabs cat*


*cat leaps to Mak,and attacks his face*


Mak: *screams,and falls back on chair*


Kayli: *tries to get cat off* GAH,CHASE,HELP ME!


Chase: *helps to get cat off*


Mak: GET IT OFF,DANG IT!


Kayli and Chase: WE'RE TRYING!


Mel: *gets net* I'M ON IT!


Chase: MEL,WE CAN GET IT OFF!


Kayli and Chase: *gets cat off,and fall on their backs*


Mel: *puts cat back in crate,and closes cage door*


Mak: *stands up* *pants* *pokes scratch on his cheek* *closes eyes in pain,and softly whines*


Mel: Heh heh...oops. ^^;


Mak: *glares at Mel* *leans to Mel,and grabs her shirt collar* *pulls her to him* How 'bout you just take a break?


Or else SOMEONE'S GONNA BE BRUTALLY ATTACKED LIKE ME! *pushes her away*


Mel: *puts hands in front of her* Okay,okay.


Mak: *kicks chair down,and stomps upstairs* *slams door shut*


Kayli: Niiiiiice. You just ticked Mak off.


Chase: Now he's gonna be in a grumpy mood while we're planning.


Mel: Hey,it isn't MY fault that I brought a rapid cat.


Kayli: Uhhh...I think it kinda is.


Chase: Mhm.


Mel: ...OKAY,IT IS!


Back upstairs...


Mak: *opens fridge* *grabs can of Coca Cola* *opens it,and drinks it*


Hannah: *comes in* J-J?


Mak: O_O *turns away,trying not to reveal his face* W-what,hun?


Hannah: Nothing really. Just wondering...what was with all of the noise from downstairs?


Mak: Nothing,Hannah. Just me...praticing my karate moves.


Hnanah: *turns head*


Mak: *whistles innocently*


Hannah: *grabs Mak's shoulder,and turns him around* *gasps*


Mak: *gulps*


Hannah: What happened to your face?!


Mak: ...*jazz hands* Maaaaagiiiiiiic.


Hannah: *facepalm* J-J,seriously. What happened?


Mak: Ya know that cat that runs around the neighborhood? Well...I came face to face with it,and that didn't go so well.


Now gotta go,SEE YA! *runs to the basement door*


Hannah: A cat? What cat?


Mak: *opens door*


Hannah: WHAT CAT?!


Mak: NOTHING! LOVE YA! *closes door*


Hannah: ....


Okay,now back downstairs...


Mak: *runs downstairs* *sits down*


Chase: What happened?


Mak: *sigh* I panicked...I seemed like a jerk to her...


Kayli: I'm sorry,Mak.


Mak: *rushes hands through hair* Nah,it's fine. I just need to go apologize to her.


Mel: Question.


Mak: What?


Mel: What are we gonna do with all of this stuff?


Mak: ...good question. Ya know what,just put them in the closet,EXCEPT,for the living things.


Kayli: *puts goldfish on the middle of the table* There we go. :3


Chase: What about the cat and the cow?


Mr. Welch: Ehhh. And me. *spits out denchers,which land on the table*


Mak: Um. Ew.


Mr. Welch: Sorry. They're gettin' loose. *grabs denchers,and puts them back in mouth*


Mel: *grabs cat crate,and goes outside* *opens cage door* There. Be free.


*cat hisses at Mel,and runs away*


Mel: ....O_O NOOOO! THE BIRD! THE POOR BIRD! *runs back in,and slams door shut*


Mak: Okay,Mr. Welch,you can go home now.


Mr. Welch: Thank you,Patrick.


Mak: Um...my name is Mak.


Mr. Welch: OH! I thought you were that creepy little boy,that rides around the neighborhood on his tricycle.


Mak: How can I be him?


Mr. Welch: The scruffy hair.


Mak: Of course...it's always the hair.


Mr. Welch: *laughs* Ha ha,see ya later,Mak. *walks into the door* Oops. *opens door,and walks out* *closes door*


Mak: ...


Chase: Okay.now to get rid of the cow...


Kyali: How are we gonna do that?


Mel: I HAVE AN IDEA! *sees mail truck* *sneaks over to it,opens back door,and tries to get cow in*


Chase and Kayli: *help shoving the cow*


*cow gets on truck*


Mel: *closes door* *slams on truck*


*mail truck drives away*


Mailman: *whistling*


Cow: Moooo.


Mailman: O_O Oh my God.


*screaming from the mail truck*


Mel: *comes back inside,and close door* SUCCESS!


Mak: *sigh* We could've just put the cow back to the farm.


Mel: Naaahhhh. That'd be boring.


Mak: Only you...


Mel: *chibi eyes* Oh,me! *blink blink*


Chase: That's it...this calls for...THE GREAT WIZARD!


Kayli: Who?


Chase: The great wizard. He can solve ANYTHING.


Mak: You sure about that?


Chase: I'm positive.


Mak: ...fine. Call this "wizard".


Chase: Oh,we can't call him...we have to GO to him.


Mak: ...you gotta be kidding me.


AT THE GREAT WIZARD'S PLACE...
Wizard: *stroking beard*


Chase: *stops Mel,Kayli,and Mak* Hold on,lemme handle this. *walks to wizard* Oh great,Wi-


Wizard: HAULT! WHO GOES THERE?!


Chase: I-it's me,great Wizard! Remember?


Wizard: *strokes beard* Hmmmm....I don't really re-call...wait,are you the boy who always ran his bike into a tree?


Kayli,Mel,and Mak: *snicker*


Chase: *sigh* Yes. -_-


Wizard: LANCE! Nice to meet ya again.


Chase: Oh,no,just call me Chase. That's my-


Wizard: I don't care.


Chase: Alrighty then.


Wizard: Now tell me...why did you come here?


Chase: We needed to-


Wizard: SILENCE!


Chase: But-


Wizard: No.


Chase: I-


Wizard: NO.


Chase: We need to-


Wizard: NO!


Chase: THEN WHEN CAN I SPEAK?!


Wizard: *sigh* Listen...there needs to be an effect with the whole "wizard thing".


Chase: Oh yeah.


Wizard: Mhm. Now let's start again...why did you come here?


*silence for 3 seconds*


Chase: *ahem* We came here,to have some fortune on getting...*puts Mak in front of him* HIS girlfriend a perfect gift.


Wizard: Hmmm...who's this fellow,right here?


Mak: *sweat drop* *gulps* My name is...Mak.


Wizard: Mak,tell me about your girlfriend.


Mak: *clears throat* Well...she's Italian...


Wizard: Mmmhhhmmmm...go on.


Mak: Uhhh.....she has dirty-blondish hair,and-


Wizard: No no no no..NO. I don't wanna know about her APPEARANCE. I want to know her PERSONALITY.


Mak: Oh...well..she's kind,caring,sweet,and-


Wizard: I need more more detail,lad.


Mak: Well,she cares about me...she'll protect me for anything,same with her friends.


Wizard: So she's the kind of person who would skip in a field full of flowers,and take care of kids and animals?


Mak: ...sure,if what's how you wanna put it.


Wizard: Well,isn't she?


Mak: Yes,but..the flower thing...eerrrr...


Wizard: SO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FLOWERS?!


Mak: NO NO NO! I DON'T! It's just-


Wizard: ENOUGH! That's enough from you.


Mak: *sigh*


Wizard: On to my fortune...*hits gong*


Mak,Kayli,Chase,and Mel: *cover ears*


Mak: *turns to Chase* Uhh...is he a REAL wizard? Or is this just bogus?


Chase: Weeelllll...both. He's kinda...ya know...


Mak: Screwed up in the head?


Chase: Ya.


Mak: Ah.


Wizard: *runs head* Your girlfriend...does not have any gifts. The room is empty. Only you and her friends are there.


Mak: Oh,that's...wait,WHAT?!


Wizard: Your girlfriend doesn't have any gifts in my vision.


Mak: But why?


Wizard: I'm not telling. You must figure out yourself.


Mak: ...


Wizard: But here's a clue...your girlfriend is generous and caring...compare that with gifts. That is all I can tell you.


Mak: But-


Wizard: THAT IS ALL,NOW BYE-BYE!


Mak: BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!


Wizard: Because you are not thinking...you must think,Mak.


Mak: *stares at wizard*


Wizard: ...think.


BACK AT THE BASEMENT FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME---


Mak: *is leaning on left arm,in stress* I don't know what he means...


Chase: Well,his theories aren't ALWAYS correct,but this one is to really think about.


Mak: I mean..like..why would his vision now show any gifts for Hannah,and it's just us in the room?


Mel: *talks really fast* Well,maybe they turn magical,and run away to Narnia,and they live happily ever after,and we all have "WTF" faces.


Mak: ...


Kayli: ...*grabs Pixie Sticks from Mel,and throws them away*


Chase: How 'bout we just get more help?


Mak: From who,exactly?


Chase: *rubs hands together,and chuckles*


Mak: O_o


20 MINUTES LATER---


Brandon: HEYO,GUYS!


Mak: You brought Brandon?


Chase: Well,of course.


Mak: Alright then.


Chase: *turns to Brandon* Okay,all you need to do,is set up all the walkie-talkie thingys.


Brandon: Okay.


Kayli: We just need to set everything up,without getting caught by Hannah.


Mel: Yeah.


AFTER SETTING UP THINGS---


Mel: YAY,WE HAVE BLUTETOOTH THINGYS


Mak: They're not really bluetooths.


Mel: Stiiilllll.


Mak: Anywaaaayyyyys....


Brandon: Okey dokey,everyone's set up. You guys can head out now.


Mak: BEFORE you guys do that,I should distract her. *goes upstairs*


Chase: *randomly dances,and sings*


Brandon,Kayli,and Mel: O_O *takes a step back*



BACK UPSATIRS---


Mak: *peeks in from door*


Hannah: *is just sitting on the couch,talking to Eileen on the phone* He's acting very strange lately...


Eileen: *has phone on shoulder,while she's cooking bacon* Hannah,I'm sure he's just being...Mak,I guess.


Hannah: You don't understand. He's not really like this.


Eileen: I know...just give him some time,alright?


Hanna: *sigh* I guess...


Eileen: Good. Now,I gotta go. The bacon's done.


Hannah: Bye.
Eileen: *hangs up* *puts bacon on plate* *rubs hands together* Yay. *accidentally knocks open bottle of vinegar (WTH) which pours all over the bacon*


FFFFFFFFFF...oh well. Can always try vinegar bacon. *takes a bite out of bacon* *sighs with relief*


Hannah: *throws phone on the couch* *groan*


Mak: Hey,hun.


Hannah: *sees Mak* Oh,hi,J-J.


Mak: Um...sorry about snapping at you. *sits down with Hannah* I had a freak-out,and I'm sorry.


Hannah: *smiles* J-J,I can never stay mad at you.


Mak: *also smiles*


Mel,Kayli,and Chase: *come out of the basement,and creep to the door*


Hannah: *about to turn around*


Mak: *sees them* O_O *grabs Hannah,and pulls her close to him* *hugs her tightly*


Hannah: *chuckles* Wow,J-J,you are quite happy.


Mak: Yes,yes I am. *makes hand signals to the three*


Mel: *nods*


Mak: *whispers softly* Go,go!


Kayli: *shoves Mel and Chase to go out the door*


Chase: *knocks a flower pot over*


Hannah: Um..what was that? *about to turn around again*


Mak: Nothing,sweetheart. There's nothing there.


Kayli: *whispers* Chase!


Chase: *also whispers* Sorry!


Mel: *whispers* C'mon! *pulls Chase's arm*


Hnanah: *turns around*


Mak: *grabs Hannah,and kisses her*


Hannah: O_O


Mak: *gives a thumbs up sign*


Kayli and Chase: *run away*


Mel: *is staring at Hannah and Mak*


Hnanah: *pulls Mak away* Mak,seriously? You're acting strange again. Now,what's-


Mak: *pins Hannah down on the couch,and kisses her again*


Kayli: *grabs Mel's arm,and pulls her* COME ON!


Mel and Kayli: *run to Chase*


Kayli: LET'S GO!


Brandon: *hides behind the couch,with the walkie-talkie*


Hannah: *pushes Mak off* J-J,stop!


Mak: What?


Hannah: You're seriously acting strange again.


Mak: ...um...well...LOOK,A SQUIRREL! *runs outside* BE RIGHT BAAAAAACK!


Hannah: ...awkward.


BACK WITH MEL,KAYLI,AND CHASE---


Everyone: *panting*


Mel: GUYS! I HAVE FREAKIN' ASTHMA! I CAN'T RUN...ANY...*falls to the ground*


Kayli: *stops running,and turns to Mel* CHASE!


Chase: *stops,and runs back to Kayli and Mel* Oh great.


Kayli: *turns to Chase* Did you bring the inhaler?


Chase: O_O Oops...


Mel: *lifts head up* *coughs* WHAT'S WRONG WITH...*head falls back*


Chase: I thought that she would! It's HER inhaler.


Kayli: ...true. Mel,why didn't you bring it?


Mel: I forgot...


Kayli: *facepalm*


Chase: Let's just keep moving.


Mel: *sees bikes in someone's garage* How 'bout we ride bikes?


Kayli and Chase: *look at each other,and then look back at Mel*


LIKE,3 MINUTES LATER---


Kayli: THIS IS EMBARASSING!


Mel: SO?! ATLEAST WE'RE RIDING SOME KIND OF BIKE!


Chase: YEAH,DISNEY PRINCESSES BIKES!


Mel: Hey,we get a horn. *honks bike horn*


Chase: I don't have one...


Kayli: I have a bell! *hits bell*


Chase: SHOWOFFS!


Mel and Kayli: *snicker*


30 MINUTES LATER,AND NOW AT THE MALL---


Mel,Kayli,and chase: *throw bikes on the ground*


Kayli: Okay,we're at the mall.


Chase: No,we're in EFFING NARNIA!


Kayli: ...


Mel: Brandon should be calling us right about-


Brandon: Hey,guys.


Mel: *presses button on walkie-talkie* Brandon,did she say anything yet?


Brandon: *presses button* Nope.


Mel: *presses button* Dang it.


Chase: *gasp* BRANDON IS TRAPPED IN THERE!


Kayli: CHASE,DON'T-


Chase: I'LL SAVE YOU! *grabs walkie-talkie,and throws it on the ground* *stomps on it*


Mel: *eye twitch*


Kayli: *jaw drop*


Chase: *leans to the broken walkie-talkie* Brandon?


Mel: *pulls out another walkie-talkie* Good thing I brought a spare. ..*takes a few steps back from Chase*


Kayli: C'mon,guys.


All 3 of them: *go in the mall*


Brandon: *peeks over couch*


Hannah: *circling things that she wants for her birthday*


Brandon: *gets back down* *presses button* *whispers* A Panic At The Disco t-shirt.


 


Mel: *gets t-shirt at Hot Topic*


 


Brandon: *presses button* Some new headphones.


 


Kayli: *gets headphones from FYE*


 


Brandon: *presses button* A wolf blanket.


 


Chase: *gets wolf blanket from I have no idea* *snuggles it* It's so soft...


Kayli and Mel: *stare at Chase* ...


 


Brandon: *presses button* A 3DS.


 


Mel: *gets 3DS from Gamestop* I'M SINGIIIINNNNNG! I'M IN A STORE,AND I'M SINGIIIINNNNG! I AM IN A STORE,AND I'M SIIIIINNNNNGGGGIIIIINNNG!


Kayli: O_O


Chase: *snicker*


 


Brandon: *presses button* A big wolf plushie.


 


Kayli: I can't do it!


Mel: C'mon,Kayli.


Chase: Kayli,it's just 20 dollars.


Kayli: I CAN'T SPEND 20 DOLLARS!
Clerk: Um...


Mel: *snatches 20 dollars out of Kayli's hand,and hands it to the clerk.


Kayli: O_O NOOOOO! MY 20 DOLLARS!


Chase and Mel: *eye roll*


 


Brandon: *presses button* A CD of Italian music.


 


Chase: *grabs CD of Italian music* *puts it in a stero* ...*dances to music...badly*


Kayli and Mel: O_O


Chase: *pelvic thrust*


Kayli: ...WE'RE NOT WITH HIM!


MANY SHOPPING LATER,AND WE'RE BACK IN THE PARKING LOT---


Mel: *drops bags on the ground* Boy,was that tiring.


Kayli: Not to mention,we spent all of our money.


Chase: Hey,it's worth making Hannah happy,and putting a smile to her face.


Mel: You have a good point. The important thing,is to make Hannah happy.


Kayli: Yup...hey,where's the bikes?


Mel and Chase: O_O


Kayli: Oh boy...


BACK TO MAK,HA THAT RHYMES---


Mak: *sits on chair* Wow,this is harder than I thought it would be...


Brandon: *slams door shut* *panting*


Mak: *turns to Brandon* What happened?


Brandon: She caught me.


Mak: What?! How?!


FLASHABACKY TIME---


Brandon: *sees Hannah about to stand up* O_O *runs to bathroom* *softly closes door* *pants* *presses button*


Guys,I think I'm in trouble.


 


Mel: *presses button* How? Did she see you?


 


Brandon: *presses button* No,but I think she's co-


Hannah: *opens door* O_O


Brandon: ..yup,I'm screwed.


Hannah: BRANDON,WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!


Brandon: Uhh..seeing what kind of toilet paper you have!


Hannah: *eye twitch*


Brandon: *runs out* *presses button* SHE SAW ME,SHE SAW ME!


 


Mel: *presses button* FFFFFFFFFFF-
Kayli: What?


Mel: He got caught.


Chase: Dang iiiiiit....


END OF FLASHBACKY TIME---


Mak: Oh...


Brandon: Yeah.


Mak: Well our mission hasn't backfired yet. Mel,Kayli,and Chase are on a shopping spree.


Brandon: What if something bad happened?


Mak: Pssssh. I bet everything is going fine.


BACK TO THE THREE POTATOS---


Mel: GAH,EVERYTHING ISN'T GOING FINE! *drops to knees,and slams hand on ground*


Kayli: Look,we're gonna find a way to get back to their house.


Mel: What's that gonna be? WALKING?! Heck,it's so far away from here to their house,that we literally had to ride the bikes onto a bus.


Chase: We can get back on a bus,then.


Mel: We spent all our money.


Kayli: Oh! What about contacting Brandon for help?


Mel: Good idea! *presses button* Brandon,you there?


*No answer*


Mel: ...*presses button* Brandon,are you there?


*No answer*


Mel: What the heck?


Kayli: *looks at walkie-talkie screen* ...it's blank. The batteries are out.


Mel: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!


Chase: NOW how are we gonna get back? It's...6:38,and Hannah's birthday is at 12 in the morning.


Kayli: Why would we celebrate her birthday at 12 in the morning?


Chase: Still.


Mel: We should be there at 9 in the morning,maybe a little earlier.


Kayli: Early so we can set everything up,and before Hannah realizes that we're gone on her birthday.


Mel: Right.


Chase: Meanwhile,what do we do?


Kayli and Mel: *shrug*


Mel: How 'bout we just walk around the town for a bit?


Chase: Sure,why not?


LATER..AT NIGHT---


Kayli and Chase: *dragging Mel on the ground*


Kayli: C'mon,Mel! Get up!


Chase: We're in a city,you can't just lay around like this!


Mel: *groan* I'm tireeeeeeed...


Kayli: *sigh*


Mel: *stands up* Listen,my feet are sore,I'm hungry,I'm tired,and I'm hot. CURSE YOU,SUMMER!


Chase: I agree with Mel...it's 12 in the morning,I'm pretty tired.


Kayli: Same. But we need to find a way home.


Mel: *sits down on a side of a fountain* *sigh* Well,atleast the lights glowing in the city brightens the mood.


Kayli: Yeah...


Chase: Mhm.


Mel: *stands up,but accidentally steps on Chase's foot*


Chase: HEY! >:U


Mel: Sorry.


Chase: *stands up,and flails arms* Y U DO DAT?!


*people start to stare at Chase and Mel*


Kayli: *facepalm*


Mel: It was on accident!


Chase: *grabs a cane from an old man* THIS MEANS WAR!


Mel: *grabs a plastic baseball bat from a little kid* OH,YES!


Kayli: Oh God,please no...


Chase: *swings cane at Mel*


Mel: *hits cane with baseball bat before it can hit her*


Chase: *hits Mel in the stomach with the cane*


Mel: *hits Chase in the shoulder with the baseball bat*


*a crowd circles around them*


Chase: *in deep voice* GIVE UP NOW! YOU CAN NEVER WIN OVER ME! AHAHAHAHAHA!


Mel: *also in deep voice* NEVER! JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE STRONG,DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M WEAK!


Chase: REALLY?!


Mel: YES!


Chase: WELL,BRING IT ON!


Mel: I WILL!


Chase: *runs to a person with an ice cream cone* *grabs it,and throws it at Mel's face*


*crowd gasps*


Mel: *swipes ice cream off* Very well. *runs to a person with a cold bottle of water* *grabs it,and runs to Chase*


*puts her arm around his neck,and pours the water all over Chase's head*


*crowd laughs*


Kayli: *chuckles*


Chase: *runs to a person with an inflatable big hammer* *grabs it,and runs to Mel*


Mel: *also grabs an inflatable hammer,and runs to Chase*


Chase and Mel: *hit each other with the hammers*


Kayli: *goes to a person with a video camera* May I borrow this?


Person: Sure. *hands Kayli the video camera*


Kayli: Thanks. *points camera at Chase and Mel*


Mel: Anyone have any spray cheese?!


*A guy hands Mel a can of spray cheese*


Kayli: ...well that's weird.


Mel: *srays cheese at Chase's face* *runs to him,and sprays cheese in his pants*


Chase: O_O GAH!


*crowd laughs hystericially*


Mel: *snicker*


Chase: *grabs spray cheese from Mel,and sprays it at her face*


Mel: *kicks spray cheese out of Chase's hand* *grabs his arm,and swings him into the fountain*


Chase: *spits water out*


Mel: *laughs*


Kayli: *also laughs*


*people laugh*


Mel: *leans over to Chase*


Chase: *grabs Mel's arm,and pulls her in the fountain*


*everyone laughs again*


*crowd cheers and applauds*


Kayli: WOOOOO!


Chase and Mel: *stand up,and looks at everybody*


*people throw their money at the ground*


Chase and Mel: *smile* *get out of fountain,and bow*


Kayli: *gives video camera back to person* SEND ME THIS OVER E-MAIL!


Person: *smiles,and nods*


Kayli: *smiles,and runs to Chase and Mel* YOU DID IT! WE GOT MONEY!


Chase and Mel: *open out for a hug*


Kayli: Ehhh..I'll pass,since you're...ya know...


Chase and Mel: *laugh*


Chase: *twists shirt,making water drain from it*


Mel: THANK YOU! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!


Chase: YAAAAAY!


Kayli: *chuckles*


Mel: Alright,let's find something to eat.


Kayli: Yeah.


Chase: Agreed.


LATER,AT A RESTAURANT---


Mel: *sighs with relief* Finally,food.


Kayli: *eats macaroni* *with mouth full* Yuppers.


Chase: *takes a bite out of pizza* *with mouth full* That was pretty fun,ya know.


Mel: Yeah. Especially people cheering at the end...it felt like a dream.


Kayli: It was funny,yet kind of embarassing.


Mel: *takes a bite out of spaghetti*


Chase: *raises glass of Dr. Pepper* Here's to a miracle happening,AND for Hannah's birthday.


Mel: *raises glass of Sprite* Cheers.


Kayli: *raises glass of rootbeer* Cheers.


Chase,Kayli,and Mel: *clink glasses together,and take a sip from their drinks*


Mel: *throws napkin on empty plate* Alright,I'm done.


Chase: Same.


Kayli: Me too.


Mel: *looks outside* O_O THERE'S A TAXI!


Kayli and Chase: *also look out window*


Chase: FINALLY!


Chase,Kayli,and Mel: *run outside*


Kayli: TAXI!


Chase: TAXIIIIII!


Mel: WE'RE DESPERATE!


*Taxi stops in front*


Chase,Kayli,and Mel: *get in taxi*


Kayli: VICTORY!


Chase: Can you take us to *blah blah blah blah blah*? *hands driver money*


Mel: *lays head back* Boy,that was not expected.


Kayli: Totally.


Chase: What just happened,was total irony.


Mel: Hopefully it never happens again.


Chase and Kayli: Agreed.


Mel: *opens window* BYE,CITY! WE'LL MISS YOU!


Kayli: *gets Mel's head back in* Stooop.


Mel: Herp-a-derp.


NOW BACK AT THE HOUSE,IN THE MORNING---


*alarm clock goes off*


Mak: *throws alarm clock off the table* *groan* *gets out of bed* *goes into the living room,to see Chase,Kayli,and Mel on the floor*


O_O What the fudge?


Chase: *snoring*


Mak: *kicks Chase in the shin*


Chase: *wakes up* What?


Mak: Where were you?


Chase: *claps hands in Kayli and Mel's ears* WAKE UP!


Mel and Kayli: *wake up* WHAT?!


Chase: Mak's awake.


Kayli: Maaaaak...how you doin'?


Mak: Yeah...hi. Listen,where were you all?


Mel: *sits up* Heh heh..cute story...


Mak: C'mon. Spill it.


Chase: Sure,I'll get the water-


Mak: ENOUGH with the jokes,already.


Mel: Alright...we were shopping,but we lost our bikes that we rode..don't wanna get started on the bikes. We tried getting contact with Brandon,but the walkie-talkie batteries died,so we were stuck at the mall. THEN we strolled around the city,and then Chase and I started this whole "show". We got money,so we went out to eat,got a taxi ride,and here we are.


Mak: Interesting...you got here in a good time.


Kayli: Yes,yes we did.


Mak: Well,help me setting up everything. Hannah's gonna be awake any minute now.


Mel: Okay. Will do.


Mak: And..please don't screw up with the tools. *stares at Chase and Mel*


Chase and Mel: What?


Mak: *snicker*


Kayli: *pats Chase and Mel on the back* Just don't act strange,and catch things on fire.


Mel: Ohhhh...


Chase: Okay.


MANY SETTING UP LATER---


Mel: YAY,WE'RE DONE!


Mak: yay,I have blisters. *groan*


Mel: So do I. *holds up hands* Buuut...we got through it all,right?


Mak: I guess...


Chase: WHEEEE,THAT WAS FUN! ESPECIALLY SETTING UP THE FIREWORKS!


Mak: Ha ha,yes. If I weren't here,WE WOULD PROBABLY SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING.


Chase: ...true.


Kayli: 20 DOLLAAAARRRRRRRS!


Mel: NO,CENTS!


Kayli: *slaps Mel in the face* NOTHING..IS BETTER..THAN..20 DOLLARS! NOTHING,I SAY,NOTHING!


Chase: You sure?


Kayli: Yes.


Chase: Hurr hurr.


Mak: Okay,Brandon's in the hallway. He'll tell us when Hannah's awake.


Mel: Alright.


 


Brandon: *presses button* YO,PEEPS,SHE'S COMING!


 


Mak: ..well,that was ironic.


Mel: HIDE YO FACES!


Kayli: *shoves Chase behind the couch*


Chase: DON'T SHOVE ME! >:U


Mak: SSSSSHHHHHH! GOSH!


Brandon: *runs behind the couch*


Mel: WHERE DO I GO?!


Mak: Behind the reclyner!


Mel: *goes behind the reclyner*


Hannah: *comes in* *rubs eyes*


Everyone: *jump out* SURPRIIIIIIIIIIISE!


Chase: *falls on face*


Kayli: *bursts out laughing*


Hannah: O_O What is all this?


Mel: IT'S YOUR SURPRISE BIRTHDAY THINGY!


Mak: ...what she said.


Hannah: D'awww...thank you. ^^


Chase: YOU'RE WELCOME!


Mel: *skips to Hannah,and puts a birthday crown on her* YOUR ITALIAN MAJESTY! *bows*


Chase: *kicks Mel's foot,making her stumble*


Kayli and Brandon: *laugh*


Mak: I invited your friends,of course,our neighbors,and even Mr. Welch's dog.


Hannah: You invited the dog?


Mak: Yeah,because you like him,right?


Hannah: Yes.


Mak: Then joy to the world.


Hannah: *chuckle*


Brandon: Come outside,that's where everyone is.


Hannah: *peeks outside* AWESOMESAUCE!


Kayli: I KNOW,RIGHT?!


Chase,Kayli,and Mel: *jump up and down,laughing like weirdos*


Hannah,Mak,and Brandon: O_O


FREAKIN' GIFT TIME---


Mel: *slides gift to Hannah* That's mine.


Hannah: *opens it* *gasp* A BANANA PHONE!


Mel: YIPEE KI YAY!


Hannah: Thank you,Melanie.


Chase: *slides gift to Hannah* THAT'S MIIIIINE!


Hannah: OKAAAAAAAY! *opens it* A WOLFIE BLANKET!


Chase: LOOK INSIDE MORE!


Hannah: *looks in present box* A WOLFIE PLUSHIE! *snuggles it* Thank you,Chase.


Kayli: *sniff* It costed 20 dollars...


Chase: *hugs Kayli* let it out...


Kayli: *wipes tear away* Nah,it's Hannah's birthday...it was worth it. *slides gift to Hannah* This is mine.


Hannah: *opens it* NEW...CAT..HEADPHONES


Kayli: AND THEY SMELL LIKE LAVENDAR!


Hannah: YAY...wait,how did you get them to smell like lavendar?


Kayli: With the power of Febreeeeez. :3


Hannah: Oh,cool. :3 Thanks,Kayli.


Brandon: *slides gift to Hannah* Here's mine.


Hannah: *opens it* ...a cow keychain?


Chase: LOOK OUTSIDE,WOMAN!


Hannah: *goes to the window,to see a cow* WHAT THE?!


Brandon: Your very own cow!


Hannah: Um..thanks?


Brandon: You're welcome.


Eileen and Trevor: *slam the door open*


Eileen: HAPPY BIRTHDAY,HANNAH!


Hannah: Eileen,you made it!


Eileen: Firetruck yes,I did.


Trevor: BLARGH!


Eileen: *gives Hannah a gift* From Trevor and I.


Hannah: *opens it* A MAKKY DOLL!


Mak: Oh my Gosh.


Hannah: *hugs doll* I WUV IT! THANK YOU!


Eileen: No problem,Hannah. Trevor did the buttons...*glares at Trevor* and I did the rest.


Trevor: *whistles*


Hannah: I still love it,though.


Mak: I'll give you my gift later. It's a surprise.


Hannah: Alright. It's actually more special to have you guys,instead of gifts. ^^


Mak: O_O


HOORAY,FLASHBACK---


Wizard: But here's a clue...your girlfriend is generous and caring...compare that with gifts. That is all I can tell you.


END OF SHORT FLASHBACK---


Mak: That...that's the answer.


Hannah: What is?


Mak: *turns to Chase,Mel,and Kayli* The wizard said that there's no gifts...and Hannah just said that we're more special than gifts...Don't you get it? WE'RE her gifts.


Mel: HOT DOG! *pours confetti*


Hannah: Um...


Mak: So we need to seem like the most bestest gift in the world.


Kayli: Alrighty.


LATER...AT NIGHT,AGAIN,IN THE BACKYARD---


Mel: THAT WAS AWESOME CAKE!


Chase: *stuffs face in piece of cake* I KNOW,RIGHT?!


Mak: *leans over to Trevor: *whispers* Go set the fireworks.


Trevor: OKAY! YIPPITY DO DA!


Mak: Really?


Trevor: Yes. *snicker* *jumps over fence,into the neighbor's yard*


Hannah: *sits on chair,on the porch*


Mak: *sits next to her* Enjoying your birthday so far?


Hannah: *smiles,and looks at Mak* Yes. This is the best birthday I've ever had.


Mak: *also smiles* I'm glad you think so.


Eileen: TREVOR,CUE THE FREAKIN' LANTERNS AND FIREWORKS!


Trevor: OKAY,WOMAN! CHIIIILLLL! *takes out lighter,and lights strings on fireworks* *covers ears* OKAY,THEY'RE READY!


Eileen: AWESOME!


Trevor: WHY ARE WE YELLING?!


Eileen: I DON'T KNOW!


*fireworks go off*


Trevor: MOTHER FU-


*they explode*


Hannah: *jaw drop* What the?


Mak: *smiles big*


Trevor: *cuts off a string,making lanterns go to the sky* YAY!


Hannah: *looks at Mak* Did you put all of this together?


Mak: *nods* And the others helped.


Hannah: *smiles,and hugs Mak*


Mak: Listen,I have something for you...


Hannah: What is it,J-J?


Mak: *takes a small box out of his pocket,and hands it out*


Hannah: *stares at it*


Mak: *opens it,revealing a ring* A birthday gift from me,to you.


Hannah: *gasps*


Mak: *puts it on Hannah's finger* Happy birthday,darling.


Hannah: *smiles,and wipes a tear away* *sniffs* Thank you,hun.


Mak: *smiles* My pleasure.


Hannah: *wraps arms around Mak's neck,pulls him towards her,and kisses him*


Mak: *wraps arms around Hannah's waist*


Hannah: *rests head on Mak's chest* Thank you for the best birthday ever...


Mak: *kisses Hannah's head* You're welcome,sweetheart.


Mel: *stands on table* YAY,HAPPY TIIIIIME!


Kayli: WOMAN,CALM DOWN!


Mel: NEVAH!


Chase: *runs around with a sparkler* WHEEEE!


Brandon: *also runs around with a sparkler* YAAAAY!


Eileen and Trevor: *high five*


Eileen: I bet she had the best birthday ever.


Trevor: Yuppers.


Hannah and Mak: *walk down the balcony stairs,holding hands*


Mel: HAPPY FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY,HANNAH!


Hannah: *chuckles* Thank you!


Chase: *speaking gibberish,while running around in circles*


Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY,HANNAH!


Mak: *picks Hannah up,and twirls around*


Hannah: *laughs*


Chase: *giving a piggy-back ride to Kayli*


Kayli: *lifts lollipop in the air* I AM JAMES BOND!


 


And thus was the tale of how Hannah's boyfriend and friends made the best birthday for her. Mak gave her a ring,Chase,Kayli,and Mel made it back home for Hannah's birthday,while making a fantastic show in the city,Brandon helped with the gift seeking,and Eileen and Trevor made the sky bright with fireworks and lanterns. Pretty amazing birthday,if ya ask me.


Hear me give these words...we wish you a happy birthday,Hannah. With love from your boyfriend,friends,and family~<3


~The end~


Hannah-ChiefBonBonBandetto


Mak-Maklods


Mel-(Creator of this story) BrookeCPhotography


Chase (Or,Lance)-LanceDrake15


Kayli-holyfandomsbatman


Brandon-MewMaster1997


Eileen-BrunetteGiraffe


Trevor-TheRush05


 

Early birthday gift for one of my best friends,:iconhannahtehwolf:. Well,first off,:iconthatnerdyluigichick: gave me the idea of making a birthday skit for Hannah,when I made a journal about what to do for her birthday. So,half of the credit for this skit,is by Thatnerdyluigichick. She made the idea,I made the story.

Yes,this is one of those ones that I posted in some journals. I might be posting the skits on dA. :iconhurrdurrplz:

I asked Hannah three choices: A long skit,a super long skit,or a skit so long that it will burn your brain and eyes out from reading.
She chose the third one,so here it is. A skit that will burn your eyes and brain,because it's so long. XD

How long did this huge skit take,you may ask? HA HA HA HA HA! :laughing:...*stops laughing sarcasticially* It took me 12 hours. :sarcasticlaugh: No joke. About 20 minutes on the first day,atleast 3 hours yesterday,and atleast 9 hours today. (7:30 AM to 4:48 PM. Just today) My eyes and fingers...*sniff* :faint: Buuuuuut,it was worth it. I made Hannah happy,(I showed her on Skype) and I had some good laughs while writing. :aww: If only this could happen in real life...it'll happen soon,I gurantee it. :D

Oh yeah,here's a song that I thought would fit this skit:
[link]

If there's an ocean
It's just a puddle
That I've got to get across
Any mountain, I'll climb over
Like a kid on the monkey bars

I know you're out there somewhere
I know you miss me just like I miss you
No matter what, I'll get there
And you know I'll never stop

I'm gonna run, run, run, run, run
I'm gonna run to you
I'm gonna run, run, run, run, run
I'm gonna run to you
You know I'll find you, I'm never far behind you
I swear these words are true
I'm gonna run, run, run, run, run
I'm gonna run to you

Can you hear me?
Hear me calling?
I know sometimes it's tough
To hold on, keep believing
When you don't feel strong enough

Everyone out there gets scared
You know I love you
Just like you love me
No matter what, I'll get there
Ain't no way I'll ever stop

I'm gonna run, run, run, run, run
I'm gonna run to you
I'm gonna run, run, run, run, run
I'm gonna run to you
You know I'll find you, I'm never far behind you
I swear these words are true
I'm gonna run, run, run, run, run
I'm gonna run to you

Every minute
I'm getting closer
I'm gonna show you
Any second
I'll walk through that door
Here I come, yeah
Oh, here I come

I'm gonna run, run, run, run, run
I'm gonna run to you
I'm gonna run, run, run, run, run
I'm gonna run to you
You know I'll find you, I'm never far behind you
I swear these words are true
I'm gonna run, run, run, run, run
I'm gonna run to you
[x2]

Ooh la da da
Dua dua dua dua

Ooh la da da
Dua dua dua dua


Yes,I know,it's by a person from Disney Channel. Don't bash me for it....-_- I dislike Disney Channel,but Good Luck Charlie is a pretty good show. My mom and her friend seem to like it,too,since it's kinda a family show,not just a tween show. Again,don't bash me for it. The other shows on DC are trash...

The wizard is just a screwed up in the head man,who thinks bogus things,like Mak said. :XD: But his fortune was right. O_O

D'awww...I just loved making the ending. (And the part with Chase and I. XDDD) I kept smiling,and had tears in my eyes. :happytears: I AM NOT A WIMP! >:U

Well,that's all for now. I shall rest my fingers and eyes...especially my fingers. ;__;
Hannah's birthday is on July 13th,so make sure to wish her a happy birthday,and possibly make her a gift. :meow:

Hope you like it! :D
NOTE: *PLEASE READ* Do NOT complain about me not putting you in this skit,or any other skits. And do NOT bug me to be in them. I add who I want. :| If you do complain or bug me,I will hide your message,and simply ignore you. No offence.

Idea of this skit (c) :iconthatnerdyluigichick:
Writer of this skit (c) Me.
© 2012 - 2024 BrookeCPhotography
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How long do you want your story to be? Great story, I loved it when you brought in a rapid cat and it attached Mak's face, ha ha...! your are a fantastic writer!